My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.  Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee, and all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee.  I’m steppin’ tall, y’all and just like Humpty Dumpty you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.  I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous.  I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.  Hey yo fat girl, come here–are ya ticklish?  Yeah, I called ya fat.  Look at me, I’m skinny.  It never stopped me from gettin’ busy.  I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.  I’m crazy.  Allow me to amaze thee.  They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me.  I’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pants and I even got my own dance.